You know, every once in a while I get the oddest of urges. I suddenly want to write or draw something for no apparent reason. Well, I've decided that instead of just punishing my friends with this particular brand of digital shite, I'd inflict it upon anyone foolhardy enough to stumble into this URL. This will be where the stupid cartoons I've drawn get dumped alongside some of my better half-baked ideas (which are the worst kind, as you can still get salmonella from them in that state).

So, here's what's available at the moment:

• First of all is an extract from my eagerly awaited biography, which is being penned by the world-reknowned author Wallace Callaghan. It's a searing indictment of parental greed. Yessirree.
• And here's a top-secret game design document of a totally new and original game coming to the Sony PlayStation^TM. It features radical originality and a fresh new style. Really.